Little F*ckers
By Ryan Martin, Expert Facilitator, Real Schools
A book for parents of cranky, crazy, lazy, fabulous, amazing little humans
Most parenting advice is overthought, overcomplicated bullshit that makes struggling parents feel worse about themselves. The stuff that actually works is simpler than you think, harder than you’d like and has very little to do with perfect technique and everything to do with showing up, staying connected and not completely losing your sh*t when things go sideways.
Little F*ckers is written for parents who are tired of feeling like they’re failing at the most important job they’ll ever do. It’s for mums and dads who love their kids fiercely but sometimes want to sell them to the circus. It’s packed with practical advice, science-backed strategies and just enough humour to get you through another day of complicated snack negotiations and major screentime catastrophes.
You’ll learn:
- How to stay calm when your kid channels a small angry dictator.
- Why sending them outside actually builds brains (and gives you 5 minutes’ peace).
- When to talk, when to walk and when to just hand them a banana and hope for the best.
- How to build real connection with kids who push every boundary.
- Why sleep, food and movement matter more than any parenting philosophy.
This isn’t about perfect parenting. This is about present parenting.
Messy. Imperfect. Brave.
Just like real life.
Spoiler: You’re doing way better than you think.
About Ryan
Ryan Martin is a Real Schools Expert Facilitator with more than 25 years’ experience in education, working and leading across public, private, community and vocational settings throughout Australia.
Ryan has a proven track record in building restorative school cultures, strengthening staff wellbeing, developing leaders and mentoring early career teachers. He has worked extensively in complex and disadvantaged school communities, helping improve teacher practice and student outcomes through strong relationships, practical strategies and a determined focus on what works.
He has travelled nationally and internationally investigating education systems and presenting on school culture, staff wellbeing and teacher development.
Ryan is also an educator, speaker and parent who is passionate about helping families navigate the sometimes wild terrain of raising challenging kids. He combines evidence-based strategies with real-world practicality, warmth and a healthy dose of humour.
Ryan lives with his wife and two children, who continue to be his greatest teachers.